I have not seen the movie The Bucket List, but I do like the concept! I have always thought how great it would be to “do this or that” before I start clutching the bed sheet with one hand and my chest with the other gurgling up my breakfast all down the front of myself whilst pooping my pants for the last time, but have not written those things down until now.
I suspect that this list will be updated a whole bunch since I can’t make my mind up at the best of times, and I do intend on accomplishing some of the wishes here, and I imagine I'll be adding to the list on occasion.
I suspect that this list will be updated a whole bunch since I can’t make my mind up at the best of times, and I do intend on accomplishing some of the wishes here, and I imagine I'll be adding to the list on occasion.
MY BUCKET LIST
(in no particular order)
Own a small cabin on a piece of property next to a small river or stream
(and I don't mean a room in a retirement home next to the communal shower!).
Return to college and successfully complete a program that will launch a new career
(taking me happily into my retirement years).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Funeral Service Education, Humber College
I am now a Class 1 Licensed Funeral Director and LOVING IT!
Go Skydiving at least once
(with a working chute and tethered to a good looking professional jumper of course).
Get a tattoo of my Great, Great Grandfather’s signature somewhere on my body
(but NOT on my face).
Travel to the East Coast of Canada again, and this time see Newfoundland.
Ski down a real Canadian mountain.
Win the lottery
($1 million would do nicely I think).
ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THIS ONE
BUYING TICKES WHEN LOTTO MAX IS OVER 50 MILLION
Place a bouquet of flowers on the grave of Florence Maybrick
in South Kent, Connecticut.
ACCOMPLISHED - SUMMER 2012
See and talk to a ghost
(preferably Henry Horatio Brook in England).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Attended a paranormal investigation in my great great grandfather's
building in St. Helens England in September 2015.
Sprit activity was present, and I spoke to the spirits there.
Go on either a Caribbean or European gay cruise
(before I have to start wearing diapers and using a walker because that won’t be at all attractive
next to the pool).
Lease the Brook family Cemetery plot in St. Helens, Lancashire
(so that my ashes can be buried there reuniting me with ancestors I never knew).
Live to see a landslide defeat of Stephen Harper and his (cough) Government
(please make this happen in 2015 God… PLEASE!).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Canada elected a Trudeau Liberal government in October 2015!
Experience another helicopter ride sometime
(They are way FUN).
Go over Niagara Falls in a Barrel
(Ha, Ha, FUCK OFF! No I don’t).
(and I don't mean a room in a retirement home next to the communal shower!).
Return to college and successfully complete a program that will launch a new career
(taking me happily into my retirement years).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Funeral Service Education, Humber College
I am now a Class 1 Licensed Funeral Director and LOVING IT!
Go Skydiving at least once
(with a working chute and tethered to a good looking professional jumper of course).
Get a tattoo of my Great, Great Grandfather’s signature somewhere on my body
(but NOT on my face).
Travel to the East Coast of Canada again, and this time see Newfoundland.
Ski down a real Canadian mountain.
Win the lottery
($1 million would do nicely I think).
ANXIOUSLY AWAITING THIS ONE
BUYING TICKES WHEN LOTTO MAX IS OVER 50 MILLION
Place a bouquet of flowers on the grave of Florence Maybrick
in South Kent, Connecticut.
ACCOMPLISHED - SUMMER 2012
See and talk to a ghost
(preferably Henry Horatio Brook in England).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Attended a paranormal investigation in my great great grandfather's
building in St. Helens England in September 2015.
Sprit activity was present, and I spoke to the spirits there.
Go on either a Caribbean or European gay cruise
(before I have to start wearing diapers and using a walker because that won’t be at all attractive
next to the pool).
Lease the Brook family Cemetery plot in St. Helens, Lancashire
(so that my ashes can be buried there reuniting me with ancestors I never knew).
Live to see a landslide defeat of Stephen Harper and his (cough) Government
(please make this happen in 2015 God… PLEASE!).
ACCOMPLISHED!
Canada elected a Trudeau Liberal government in October 2015!
Experience another helicopter ride sometime
(They are way FUN).
Go over Niagara Falls in a Barrel
(Ha, Ha, FUCK OFF! No I don’t).
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